December 2012
1 post
Generally I try not to bother people with my thoughts. Sometimes I slip.
October 2012
1 post
June 2012
2 posts
March 2012
3 posts
February 2012
2 posts
Some of you may enjoy this.
It’s my brother’s blog. See the title. http://ashtonintoronto.blogspot.com/2012/01/eyo-its-da-main-homeboy-ashton-kutch.html
January 2012
12 posts
“Whenever I see a word, I just want to preserve it in some sacred ecosystem.”
– Gary Shteyngart
“I pledge groovallegiance to the flag
Of funky, funky, funkadelica.”
– Groovallegiance, by Funkadelic
“If I could do just one near perfect thing I’d be happy.
They’d write it on my...”
– Belle and Sebastian, If She Wants Me
December 2011
14 posts
I'm supposed to resolve things right?
A new year is dawning. That means countless of our countrymen and women will be setting goals for themselves to give up before February’s end. Hoorah for American perseverance! I’m taking it upon myself to make some changes too, and I’m asking all of my friends (that means all of the lovely people reading this [If you haven’t given up already due to the excessive length])...
“I’m not picky. As long as she’s smart, pretty, and sweet, and...”
– Robert Redford, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
“I’m gonna start smoking, I know, I know, but I look so fucking debonair when I...”
– Buzzed, by Noah Baumbach
November 2011
1 post
Thoughts from the Wee Hours.
The greatest epiphanies and an incredible knack for words go hand in hand. But for some bizarre and sadistic reason they come along only after three in the morning. There are many things I wish never to come early, including male pattern baldness, the end of the world, and ejaculations.This facility with words and ideas however, is welcome to show up at any hour, and I would appreciate it greatly...
October 2011
8 posts
Drunken Thoughts
Why is it that we humans are so discontent with our perception of the world? We inhale burning air and drink poison to change how we see things, because we can’t stand to just be alive. It is despicable. Why can’t we just live in the moment, and experience life the way we are supposed to. Alcohol, Marijuana, Nicotine, Caffeine, and countless other chemicals that make our brain work in the wrong...
